Real Life Roadkill-type Stories

Old cars, any car can break down as we all know, but new purchases are always suspect. Things that have broke on me over the years in old Mopars on the road? (Starters in 454 Chevy pickups..many), but... Mopar alternators, starters, carbs, fusible links, ballast resistors (1) , ECU, wiring issues, ignition, out of gas, TIRES! But..Life is an adventure .