Last one to post in this thread wins!

Nice and sunny good breeze, comfortable T-shirt weather. Went on a rampage with the brush saw this morning. I was cutting the grass up close to the bush and got Wacked in the face by a hazelnut branch. That’s it I lose it, upper cut to the jaw, flurry to the solar plexus in the end got a 1/2 ton truck box heaped higher than the cab. Is that enough slap my in the face for ya bush. Ever since I’ve been the champ
LOL, Did that the last time I mowed my grass right in the neck with neighbors' tree that hangs over my property. Wacked the **** out of the tree and good to go now.