Snowmobile days, we were on a relic cruise one beautiful moonlit night. Buddys sled would only do 30 mph. He switched with another friend, then the sled was going 50. Owner said “what did you do?” Other buddy says “i took 300lbs off the seat” owner says F you, you skinny prick! Owner was a solid 300 lbs. and had a real thick french accent. It was hilarious!