Last one to post in this thread wins!

one road had two "S"es and the last one was uphill. one ride going uphill, Ed decided 1st gear would be best. spun the old snow tire and halfway up, it popped.
another morning, Mike had four of us in his Galaxie fastback. slid on frost/ice, lost it and backed the car up perfectly between two poles.
unfortunately, others were not so lucky. test drive with a passenger, lost control, hit the curb, launched the car into a telephone pole. cut the pole in half, "V"ed the car and the car impaled itself...right thru the passenger seat and passenger.