Serious Question Here..
Dremmel MM20
They sell 1" wide flat saw blades that I have used for sanding tight areas. Run it on slow speed, works good.
Triangle sanding pad on it right now, velcro replaceable sanding grits.
Handy tool for doing straight in cuts on wood when doing remodeling/plumbing projects... on wood, etc.
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