Sixpack on a 318 engine ?

Icetech said
Magical artifacts don't come cheap....

The Hand of Vecna, the Eye of Vecna, Sword of Kas, Baba Yaga's Hut and plenty more magical artifacts just came to mind.

And said artifacts often had terrible curses attached to them.

Old AD&D nerd here.

The curse attached to our cars is the magical ability to make your gold pieces disappear...