Stop in for a cup of coffee

Got the mowing done, well as much as I'm doing today, dog area and 1 mile of road 1 pass both sides. Better not ride the mower after drinking, might get picked up for DUI on a mower. You may laugh but I did something similar in Diego Garcia Biot (British Indian Ocean Territories) picked me up for drinking and driving a bicycle, threw me in the patty wagon along with the bike. They were not happy with me when at the station they had to ask me if I wanted to speak to the Queen, "Why yes I do" was my answer, my command was NOT happy about that or any of it. How I didn't go to Captains Mast I still do not know.