Last one to post in this thread wins!

On a different note. Years ago when they introduced the 2 litre plastic pop bottles, they were advertising them as
Indestructible. We were having a tailgate party, one of my very drunk friends had the cap screwed on an empty. Waving it around, pounding it on everything. Indestructible he says bah. So of course being the friends we are we say well are you going to hit that thing or make love to it. He whines up and slams it on the top of my closed tailgate. It bounces back, right in the face, one black eye one bleeding nose one fat lip. We all just cracked up. He has never lived it down. One of the funniest things I ever saw.