A Discussion on Funerals

I go to my friends funerals to comfort their family and to share stories and let them know their family member will truly be missed... its the honorable thing to do.
So this week my wife and I decided to go buy a burial plot in a small local cemetery .

I want to be buried...she wants to be cremated.

If I go first they will bury me and put my wife's remains in the same hole when sho goes.

I'm going to hire a bagpiper to play Amazing Grace and have one of my buddies sing and play a guitar tune during the service ( Surfin' Bird?).

I also suggested hiring a stripper but wife nixed that idea.