Rear shocks / struts

that there is some JC whitney bobo *** junk. take all that crap off, drive to the nearest lake, walk down to the water and throw that mess as far as you can into the water while muttering: see you in hell.

then order up some stock monroes or gabriels for the rear and call it done.
Will the trash can work as long as I mutter see you in hell?
I already have KYB gas adjust purchased, but either one of your suggestions would have been great too.