Kmart submarine sandwich recipe

In fact, the pair I wear most right now, has so many patches where Kitty has patched them back together, it's pathetic. They are so old, the thread is rotting to the core, but they are all I can afford. I'm gonna have to squeeze a couple more pairs out of the budget somehow next month.
You could always cut them down and make shorts out of them.
You could call them Shibs! (short bibs)