My Luck

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

May I see the new baby? I asked

Not yet, She said I'll make coffee, and we can visit for a while first.

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, May I see the new baby now?

No, not yet, She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

No, not yet, replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, Well, when can I see the baby?

WHEN HE CRIES! she told me.

WHEN HE CRIES? I demanded.

Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?

BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT

HIM, O.K.?