Ram towing mileage

LOL....I had an 84 D350 2wd with a 360/727/4.10 Dana. Bare bones former US Army truck with PS and PB. It got 12 mpg empty, 12 mpg loaded down with firewood, 12 mpg pulling my car trailer....and probably 12 mpg pushed out of the back of a C130 with a parachute! :realcrazy: