Last one to post in this thread wins!

Morning guys.
I had a plumber who lives down the street come and solder the small crack in my old rad.
Took him less than 20 minutes and charged me 100 bucks with no guarantee. YIKES.
Then I found out our new neighbours across the street is a retired plumber with a gas ticket. So he's going to replace the water heater for me. The other guy didn't have a gas ticket so no way he was going to do it.
Hope you guys are having a better day than I am