Boat story, so a couple of young enterprising lads liberate a fiber glass canoe to fish the pond. Said canoe was off limits without an adult. Adults were not home! I say they improvised adapted and overcame! As young boys typically do when fish are not biting they start wildly rocking said canoe in an effort to dump each other out into the water. Of course the canoe flips which then leads to the ultimate upside down canoe game of king of the canoe. As they slithered up and down sides from underwater stealth positions knocking opponents off the canoe. Imagine the effect of a 50s vintage fiberglass canoe bottom on unsuspecting young boys flesh. Yep, by end of the day we looked like we had been in a death match with a porcupine. Father looks at us with fiberglass splinters head to two and I am guessing he figured justice was served! Never said a word about the canoe being unceremoniously tossed back by tree!