Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding in the desert. The Lone Ranger says, “Tonto did you **** your pants?” Tonto says “No Kemp Sabe.” A little while later the Lone Ranger says, “Tonto are you sure you didn’t **** your pants?” Tonto says, “No Kemo Sabe.” That night when they are camping Tonto takes off his pants and they are caked with dried up crap on the inside. The Lone Ranger says, “I thought you said you did not **** your pants.” Tonto says, “Oh, Kemo Sabe, I thought you meant today.”