My Luck
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar, things got a little tense.
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
The world champion tongue twister got arrested, I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.