The Silly Things Guys Say Thread

I was watching (God Help Me) I DVRed Graveyard Cars. I can't take Mark and his BS so I can fast forward.
But got me thinking. Back I the day friends and people at shool would say some crazy stuff so figured a thread about that woukd be cool
We all heard the 100 bucks on dash thing. But what others
I will start.
I knew a guy who said he went so fast that the cars front end was lifted up so high you could turn the steering wheel and car would not turn. Ya sure ya cars a plane dude.

A guy broke his hood and windshield when he forgot to put pins back in.
But he swore the car had so much power it ripped the hood open. You could see no damages in the pin area.