You can't make this up

Funny how back in the sixties ALL "country" kids were taught a stick,first, usually at about age 10 if they could reach the pedals. In a cow pasture.
Used to be what every kid wanted to do first was drive. Then f#<k. We're doomed.

Man, sorry this happened to your truck @Demonracer. Hopefully they will get it fixed back up.