340 Overheat / Radiator Geyser

That might work if he had a car, but he doesn't. At this time, believe it or not, I don't have much of a beef with the squatter. It's his family and their real-estate agent whom I'm after. The funny thing is, I never met my real-estate agent (another long story) yet at some point during this process she warned the seller's agent that "My client is a total rear-end hole and he is extremely urinated-off, so you better be VERY careful about how you handle this." A total bluff on her part, yet absolutely true. Since he didn't listen, he and his broker are probably going to lose their licenses now, in-addition to being sued. As far as burning fecal matter goes, I am a retired Fire Investigator so I might have a hard time in court with that, since I know exactly how to make something look like an accident, and the lawyers would know that. The best I could do was to have the power turned back on and hope that the stove or a space heater was left on and ignited combustibles, thereby making all of my problems go away. Sadly, that did not happen. Instead, he's living there with his dirty girlfriend, using MY electricity to enjoy A/C and hot showers after several months without. I'm so pissed now, I-think I'll crank-up the Duster and go make some noise on Nashville's lower Broadway. Maybe I'll get lucky and drag some drunk tourist home with me (unlikely since I am old and disgusting) Oh wait...after 18 years, the car still cannot be driven because it's overheating now. Perfect.