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I bought a Toro timesaver zero turn a few years ago and my significant other of 26 years said it looked like fun and had me teach her how to run it. I went inside and got a cold beer and set up my lawn chair. I told her to mow the pasture until she got the hang of it. The ground is a little bumpy back there and she has a pretty nice pair of hats. So I watched her make a few rounds and went in and got another beer. She came up to the patio and asked me if I should take over. I'm like no you are doing an excellent job for the first time on a zero turn. She got about halfway back to the mower turned around and came back where I was watching. She took my beer and said you are an *** hole I see what you're up to. She smiled, guzzled my beer and went in the house. She has never got on the mower again...LOL
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