Last one to post in this thread wins!

I got new hearing aids today!!! I can hear all kinds of noise now that I haven't heard in a long time. Like birds chirping, My neighbors dog barking, My fasten seat belt buzzer when I drive my car, Rattles and wind noise driving down the road, My house doors are squeaking at the hinges when I open and close them. Even my refrigerator door squeaks. :BangHead:
Screw it I'm taking the hearing aids out.