Stop in for a cup of coffee

Patiently waiting for a package to arrive. UPS and signature required. That always backfires. A substitute driver comes to the front door, rings the bell and leaves before I get out of my chair in the back of the house. :mob: :mob: I left a love note on the front door this time. We'll see if he can read.
What can go wrong will go wrong with all those drivers, yesterday dog was outside on leash barking so I go out there and Fedex is pulling back out. Driver stops, gets out and tells me she just saw the note to leave package on the pallet. I said, that's next door, she said zero for two she's at the wrong address, ya think?