Last one to post in this thread wins!

I had a granddaughter that was and escape artist, no amount of locks / latches on the door could keep her from going outside.
I would go up to the garage, and within 5 minutes she would be up there with me, I had 6 latches just on the outside screen door, and she figured out how to get them open.

I had a local officer come up and do a vin number check on a vehicle, the car was sitting in my back yard, he had glanced over at out back door and started laughing, and said I guess you have a little one that likes to get out, with the amount of latches on that door. I said yes, and so far, she has never took off, but she can get out.