My Luck

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were strolling through the park when they came across three women sitting on a bench, each eating a banana.

As they passed by, Johnny cheerfully said, "Howdy, ladies!"

Curious, Billy asked, "Do you know those women?"

"Nope," Johnny replied, "but I can tell you who they are: the nun, the prostitute, and the bride."

Stunned, Billy asked, "How in the world did you figure that out?"

Johnny grinned and explained, "Well, the nun held the banana in one hand and used the other hand to break it into small, neat pieces before eating it."

"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed the banana with both hands and shoved the whole thing into her mouth."

"Wow, that’s pretty clever," Billy said, impressed. "But how did you know the third one was a bride?"

Johnny chuckled, "Oh, that was the easiest one. She held the banana with one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."