My Luck

A woman is going away for a girl’s weekend out. She tells her husband she made sandwiches for him in the fridge and make sure he feeds the dog. Well Saturday he ate a sandwich and gave the dog some dog food. For dinner he tries the dog food and likes it and gives the dog the sandwich. He does the same Sunday. He tells the wife to just buy him dog food from now on. She is buying dog food, and the grocer says did you get another dog? She says no. My Husband eats it. He says that **** will kill him. A month goes by and she is only buying dog food for the dog. The grocer asks if her husband has stopped eating it. She says, my Husband passed away. He said I told it would kill him. She says no he got run over by a truck while licking his balls out in the street.