Stop in for a cup of coffee

Text conversation with my wife

Wife: “hey I did something bad”
Me: what did you buy this time
Wife: nothing
Me: what did you find this time
Wife: I claimed two kittens
Me: ‍…….
Wife: they’re cute, I couldn’t leave them out in the cold
Me: what if I don’t think they’re cute
Wife: doesn’t matter, they cute to me and I couldn’t leave them in the cold
Me: okay fine

Few minutes pass:

Me: I did something bad
Wife: oh so we gonna play that game
Me: well, I found something really cute and I just can’t leave her out in the cold
Wife: …..
Me:


Wife: I don’t think that’s cute
Me: doesn’t matter, its cute to me and I can’t leave it out in the cold.