Stop in for a cup of coffee

So had grandkids today, grandson who is a first grader was showing his butt, and at lunch he decided to be sneaky and stole one of my peppers from my pepper dish. Keep in mind I eat jalapeño like an apple and have a small dish for myself at the table as no one else likes them. Right out of the cartoons I tell ya, the boy with a smirk grabs one of “Pops” peppers. Said he eats them all the time. Me and his mom shrugged waiting for the self correction to occur. By now he knows he has done something stupid as the beads of sweat are covering his cheeks. Trying to play it off just as super cool as any first grader would, he continues to chew the pepper. He is now very flushed and is a fine shade of red. Sweat all over his face, his mom and I are in lock step letting him suffer. Jodi ever the tender heart told him he could go to the sink and spit it out. He could not get there fast enough. Subsequently drank at least two glasses of water. And washed his hands very well under Jodis supervision. Me and his Mom were howling! Great day at our house. Gave him some apple pie and ice cream to soothe the wound.