Stop in for a cup of coffee

You have a fun job.
It is fun right up until your amped up student turns and points a loaded firearm at you, or you hear the unmistakable sound of a bolt slamming home in the background or Student A decides to unholster his new blaster and show Student B how cool it is…at the loading bench, or the firearm goes off at a odd moment and student shrugs and says oops! But you are correct, best job ever. Well maybe except for being a brass pole.