Buying from afar

I always buy a 2 way ticket. And I've used it a few times.
same, same. i get a two way with a refundable return leg in case of well, old car nonsense.

the amount of: you could drive this 500mi home and the likely hood of it making it out of town under its own power is about 50/50

yeah, and i could be an olympian if i were a world class athlete. some people man...