CHEAP people....let's see your stories about those frugal folks that were smart or really annoying!

Meat is expensive at the store these days. Our barn cats are taught to catch squirrels, and bring them to the back porch. Squirrel Perlou is pretty tasty and high in protein! Of course, homemade biscuits and gravy top go with!
There's a reason I leave squirrels alone in my neighborhood; you never know when you might need them.

And for that same reason, if the S really hits the fan, I've already picked out which neighbors I'm going to eat.