minivans are cool. but dan dan minivan probably drives like a 1999 mazda MPV with three different tires and gas gauge that doesn't work, so everytime ya go out with him for a taco bell run he's gotta stop off at the wally's to top up "just in case", but he wants to go to the one in Fenton cuz "it's better" and you gotta sit in the car with him and his toasted ravoli farts for an extra 45min and your window doesn't roll down.