Damn! Damn! Damn!

Yes, it really does.

I've been considering "dumbing-down" my phone, as I really don't need or use all of the "gee whiz" functions on it, and like you say (paraphrasing): "phone, a bit of texting, and a camera". I hardly ever used it for the internet, as the screen is too damn small, and my eyes ain't what they used to be...

What really hurts is losing all of the pictures that are (were!) on it. I don't do The Cloud thing, and I hadn't backed-up and/or downloaded my photos in quite some time...

It's my own damn fault, and losing all of those photos is a helluva lot more expensive than any replacement device is going to cost me.
Yeah, I hear you.
I use my desk top for precisely the reason that you mentioned, i got tired of reading a small screen and moving the page along back and forth so I could read it all.
I actually got eye strain doing it!
Now I exclusively use my desk top for everything internet related with it's good sized screen and no squinting or finger work to enlarge and move the screen around to read everything...