Damn! Damn! Damn!

A few years ago I set my wallet on my tonneau cover and drove off.
On the way back home I passed something in the middle of the road that flapped when I passed it, thought it was a dead blackbird and his wing flopped.
Next day i couldn't find my wallet and had flashbacks to that bird in the road about 1/4 mile from home.
Went and combed the ditches but found nothing so I called the bank when I got home.
The bank told me someone tried using my bank card 40 miles away that morning, I was pissed.
About 2 weeks later it showed up in my mailbox, someone had found it on the street and took it to the post office.
Everything was still in it including credit cards.
I vowed to try to not set anything on my vehicles after that!
Hope someone finds, and returns it.