My Luck
I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex - he’s a small arms dealer.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated, he’s all right now.
I threw a boomerang a couple years ago; I now live in constant fear.
Ho!w does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.
The claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a little more space.
What do you call a steak that’s been knighted ? Sir Loin.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.