Stop in for a cup of coffee

Hah!
You got no less than ten of us here as perfectly acceptable, absolutely normal, completely and socially adjusted to perfection, totally qualified, non judgmental sounding boards. You can call any one of us and always get a sympathetic ear, void of any sarcasm, demented humor, quick witted and always sober and never toasty. This group reflects America at its finest, and we are here for you!
SIL is really trying hard to steal our property. Long story, but it might be doable...