My Luck

A new retirement home opened up in the community with separate floors for men and for women.

After the first few weeks of being open all the residents were called into the recreation room so staff could explain the rules.

It was emphasized that after hours there would be no men on the women’s floor or women on the men’s floor and anyone caught violating the rule would be fined $25 for the first offense, $50 for the second offense, and $100 for the third offense.

A hand went up in the back of the room followed by the question:

“How much for a season pass?