Son of a...

When I had my 1970 Dart, I used to daily drive it in the summer months. One day I was going home from work, traveling about 30-35 mph when a very elderly woman decided to make a lazy left turn directly across my lane. I locked up the brakes, (front disc rear drum), and braced for impact. Like you, I left a good sized cloud of tire smoke, but unlike you, I did have an impact. Fortunately the damage was very minor, but the old woman didn't even know there had been a collision.