Stop in for a cup of coffee

Have to love Fed Ex They left a 5-gallon bucket under the mailbox a few weeks ago. Then a package in the middle of the lawn. Yesterday in the bed of the R/T! WTF is wrong with them?
Sounds like our USPS. If there is a vehicle window open when they drive through the driveway, they will just throw it in there. Awesome when something needs to be sent out, as they bypass where my mail box is and it just sits for days.