Heavy Coat With Shorts, WHY?

I've been one that is happiest when I wear the least amount of clothes.
(No pictures of that.....You're welcome)
I prefer to wear shorts and a short sleeve shirt as often as possible. I can take the heat better than the cold though. When it gets below 60, I need a long sleeve shirt. Around 55, I need pants.
I am just the opposite. I used to hate cold weather and hot weather did not bother me. Now, at 74, i don't like hot weather and I can tolerate cold weather. But I DO dress for cold weather.
MAN!! I was at one of the thrift stores earlier, and there was a great lookin little gal in there wearing skin tight stretch pants, if you can call them pants. She had the best *** (and I don't like overly large) I have seen in a long time. I damn near told her so.
Skin tight sweat pants in Idaho in December? That doesn't sound very warm.