Stop in for a cup of coffee
Frothy the Snowman, he loved to drink his beer, he even got behind the wheel and hit an eight point deer!
Down in the village, with a bottle in his hand, he drank and played, all night and day, until he won a grand!
There must’ve been some magic in that frothy ale he drank, he when he had a dozen and one, he cussed out Uncle Frank!
Oh, Frothy the Snowman, he knew his time was up, so he paid his tab, slapped and ***, then melted into his cup!