Stop in for a cup of coffee

I'd like to be a fly on the wall, that's a good one!
I took my oldest three on a 5 hour round trip, plus a 3 hour dance recital for my niece today. Came home to “I got the stocking stuffers”….. enough junk to fill 5 stockings each…. I took her purse and locked in my safe. Told her if she keeps this up, she gonna wake up to a Ramcharger pulled from the local junkyard on Christmas morning