Classic insults

For some reason I remember that a friend of mine was PO'd at me for some reason--don't remember the reason--but he told me......."Your BRAIN is SO SMALL that if you shoved it up an ANT'S *** it would roll around like a MARBLE in a BOXCAR!!!"

On a side note, I've always thought Hemingway was over-rated, and pretty much an awful person
Agreed. For the past 15 years or so I've been buying and reading some of The Classics of Literature, and for the life of me I don't understand the appeal of Hemingway, either in his writings or his personal life. Still have some of his books on the shelves, but I'm transferring everything over to our new built-in cabinets in the family room, and if I happen to run out of space....