12 Dad jokes
Why does Santa go down chimneys on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
But what does Santa suffer from if he gets caught in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
Why did the snowman go to the garden?
To pick his nose.
And what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why is everyone at the North Pole so thirsty?
No well, no well.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Hornaments.
And what do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselittis.
Why won't you ever see Santa in a hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
What do you call an elf who wins the lottery?
Welfy.
And what is every elfs' favorite type of music?
Wrap.
What do gingerbread men sleep on?
Cookie sheets.
And...
A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee.
The doctor asked him, "Have you tried icing it?"