What did you get your pet for Christmas?

My dog got a free-ride to the vet to see why he was barfing.
Cost me $75, to hear the vet say; "oh, it's probably something he ate."
Chit I pretty much had that figured before I left the house. Next day he was fine. I starved him anyway for the next three days. I should kicked hisazz.
He's not getting nuttin more.