Step by step guide for idiots ( idiot, me )

Test light! Check all your fuses & check the fusible link wire under the hood. should be near the driver's side hood hinge area & it might have a tag made right on it that says "fusible link"
If not, the wire is very flexible so it burns out quick, like a regular fuse. If you don't have a test light, get one, they're good to have.
Make sure you don't have a positive wire touching ground anywhere FIRST!