So I go over to a friend's truck yard for his NYE BBQ. Smells great. "What's on the fire?" I ask. "Pedophile Pig." was my buddy's response. :wtf: He explained :lol: his boss had just acquired a new pistol and they were going out to the local National Forest to break it in. The road to the forest passed through the ranch lands and passed one celebrity's place. Right in front of the gate to the celebrity ranch a large hog relaxed on the road. Out comes the pistol, 2 shots and wrestle the pig into the back of the Tahoe. The ranch, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. :eek::rofl: