Last one to post in this thread wins!

We had an unexpected event at about 6:15 this morning. Someone jumped over the 7 ft fence from the alley into our backyard and was in my opinion trying to break into the house. There is about an inch of fresh snow on the ground and I can see that he checked the basement windows before making his way to the back door where he was knocking very lightly on the door.
Both my wife and I got up to see what was going on and found a 20ish year old male at the door. He continued knocking, louder and demanded that we let him in, claiming that he was cold. I called the police, and he continued to bang on the door. His story changed several times, including asking to use the phone to call the police. I told him that I had already called them, then he asked me how long before they would be there. I said 'I don’t know, I'm not a cop', and he walked away, but we could hear him 2 or 3 doors away doing the same thing.
Happy f'ing new year.
Still waiting for the police to come more than 1.5 hours later.
When we lived in our other house my wife heard the back door rattling. She got up and pulled back the back door curtain and there was a guy trying to cut a hole in our cedar door. They looked at each other and then he walked away.
Long story short we called the cops and he asked if he brought some pictures around in the morning would she be able to recognize him. She said yes. That was back in 1993 and we're still waiting.
What is their Moto To Serve and Protect. Coffee time comes first I guess