Last one to post in this thread wins!

Went grocery shopping this morning and my battery died. You would think you could get more than 13 years out of a battery
At least it didn’t blow up on ya. Had a 12 year old battery somehow short itself out and kablamo. Good thing the hood was closed. 6 boxes baking soda $5 in the car wash and $150 for a new battery and back on the road.