Last one to post in this thread wins!

At least it didn’t blow up on ya. Had a 12 year old battery somehow short itself out and kablamo. Good thing the hood was closed. 6 boxes baking soda $5 in the car wash and $150 for a new battery and back on the road.
Back about 40 years ago when I was a couple years in the mechanic field working at Kmart Auto I had the hood open on a late 70`s Ford truck. When I went to start it the battery blew up and soaked everything under hood and the mechanic next to me. Lucky it was on his back and not his face. The whole battery top was gone and the cables still hooked to the standing plates.